domstat.net

Website loading time

during the test: 1.72 s

cable connection (average): 1.97 s

DSL connection (average): 2.22 s

modem (average): 15.47 s

HTTP headers

HTTP/1.0 200 OK

Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8

Expires: Fri, 14 Oct 2011 11:32:08 GMT

Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2011 11:32:08 GMT

Cache-Control: private, max-age=0

Last-Modified: Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:34:55 GMT

ETag: "abc09ccb-eb23-450e-b66a-cb6bb0302430"

X-Content-Type-Options: nosniff

X-XSS-Protection: 1; mode=block

Server: GSE

Information about DNS servers

Received from the first DNS server

Request to the server "simmi-funspot.blogspot.com"
You used the following DNS server:
DNS Name: ns2257.hostgator.com
DNS Server Address: 174.120.201.226#53
DNS server aliases:

HEADER opcode: REQUEST, status: NOERROR, id: 43582
flag: qr aa rd REQUEST: 1, ANSWER: 1, AUTHORITY: 2, ADDITIONAL: 2

REQUEST SECTION:
simmi-funspot.blogspot.com. IN ANY

ANSWER SECTION:
simmi-funspot.blogspot.com. 3600 IN A 174.120.201.226

AUTHORITY SECTION:
. 3600 IN NS ns2257.hostgator.com.
. 3600 IN NS ns2258.hostgator.com.

SECTION NOTES:
ns2257.hostgator.com. 14400 IN A 174.120.201.226
ns2258.hostgator.com. 14400 IN A 174.120.201.227

Received 142 bytes from address 174.120.201.226#53 in 45 ms

Received from the second DNS server

Request to the server "simmi-funspot.blogspot.com"
You used the following DNS server:
DNS Name: ns2258.hostgator.com
DNS Server Address: 174.120.201.227#53
DNS server aliases:

HEADER opcode: REQUEST, status: NOERROR, id: 11180
flag: qr aa rd REQUEST: 1, ANSWER: 1, AUTHORITY: 2, ADDITIONAL: 2

REQUEST SECTION:
simmi-funspot.blogspot.com. IN ANY

ANSWER SECTION:
simmi-funspot.blogspot.com. 3600 IN A 174.120.201.226

AUTHORITY SECTION:
. 3600 IN NS ns2258.hostgator.com.
. 3600 IN NS ns2257.hostgator.com.

SECTION NOTES:
ns2257.hostgator.com. 14400 IN A 174.120.201.226
ns2258.hostgator.com. 14400 IN A 174.120.201.227

Received 142 bytes from address 174.120.201.227#53 in 45 ms

Subdomains (the first 50)

Typos (misspells)

Location

IP: 209.85.175.132

continent: NA, country: United States (USA), city: Mountain View

Website value

rank in the traffic statistics: 1 370 076

There is not enough data to estimate website value.

Basic information

website build using CSS

code weight: 96.23 KB

text per all code ratio: 10 %

title: Fun Time|fun times|fun spot|online fun|funny jokes|funny images|cute images

description:

keywords:

encoding: UTF-8

language: en

Website code analysis

one word phrases repeated minimum three times

two word phrases repeated minimum three times

three word phrases repeated minimum three times

B tags

Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab

You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya

Orkut pe muje bhi add karlo!!

Santa Ped Pe Baithke Ga Raha Tha,Achanak Banta Bhi Ped Se Ulta Latak Ke Gaane Laga,

Santa :Ulta Kyo Latka He.

Banta :Side B Ga Raha Hu.

Driver : "Sardar Ji",

"Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya hai",

"Gaadi Aage Nhi Jaa Sakti.."

Sardar : "Oh yaar",

Chal fir", "wapis mod le"..

Tring...............

Tring................

Sardar : Hello kon bol raha hai

Other side : Ji Main bol raha hoon

Sardar : oye ye to kamal ho gya

idhar se bhi Main Uthar Se Bhi Main.

Shadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha.

Ek aadmi ne puchha kab tak khaoge?

Santa : mein to khaa khaa kar tang ho gya hun, lekin card mein likha tha lunch 2 se 4 tak. 

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

pahuch gayi "

Laloo ji Bush se 1 monthEnglish ki training leke India wapas aye.

1 din phone aya,

Laloo ji says,"who's speaking?"

Dusri taraf se jawab aya.

"Are Hum Sasura Bushwa Bol Rha hoon."

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to

Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur!

Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka

nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se

kah do ki Thakur

Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software

banana bund kar diya

hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye

programmers hire

kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par

powerbuilder chal

raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working

on a PC on one

Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a

laptop. Kaalia Starts

Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko

liya hai ye log

Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i

nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log

consultants hain,

Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:

"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska

server down ho gaya."

***** AT GABBAR'S DEN...

******

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"

Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar

sake? Kya soch

Keya aye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?

Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza

milegi... barobar

milegi."[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]."Kitne

sessions hain is

machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot

naainsaafi

hai.[logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai...

ab tera kya hoga

Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"

A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS." 

HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.

ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS THE HELL....SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING.

HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.

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