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http://johns-jokes.com/Ronnie-Barkers-best-lines.html | Ronnie Barker's best lines |
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http://johns-jokes.com/The-8-Monkeys.html | The 8 Monkeys |
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http://johns-jokes.com/Things-that-are-difficult-to-say-when-youre-drunk.html | Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk: |
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