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website build using CSS

code weight: 135.88 KB

text per all code ratio: 74 %

title: EXPAT Hell

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language: en-US

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Flyers touting good times litter the streets on most mornings.
More flyers are available in the subway station
One of several reasons not to go back to America
20110916-111626.jpg

headers

H1

NOT THERE TO LEARN

INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS

CYBER-STALKING

INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE

THE SITUATION ESCALATES

A LACK OF ACTION

VIOLENCE ERUPTS

H2

Kiss Rooms and Free Newspapers

Late Night Drinks with Other Waegs Part 11: Itaewon Jenny and the Goldfish Bar

Used Condoms and Turkish Khebabs

Late Night Drinks with Other Waegs Part 10

Gothic Spinster: A History of Violence

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