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HAVE YOU HAD MANY RELATIONSHIPS?  TELL ME ABOUT THEM:

WHO IS YOUR IDEAL MAN?  WHAT ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS, BOTH IN PERSONALITY AND  PHYSICALITY?

WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST, BEING SINGLE?

I KNOW IT PYSICALLY HURTS OFTEN TO BE TOUCHED.  INTAMACY IS A BIG PART OF ANY RELATIONSHIP.  IS THIS A CHALLENGE?

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My blog was conspicuously absent from Fathers Day platitudes this year.  Not because I don’t think my husband is an ace father, I do and he is, but quite simply, when the day rolled around, I was holed up in bed, unable to move.  Now before you start to feel sorry for me, stop.  I don’t deserve your sympathy.  No you should be receiving me with scorn in your heart and with your lips twisted in distaste.   It was self-inflicted.

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This is a total rewind of last years Fathers Day Post.  This year, I will be up and cooking pancakes.  Or toast.  Or going out and breaking no less than 15 traffic rules to make the 10:30 breakfast cut off at Maccas. Either way, I will

My blog was conspicuously absent from Fathers Day platitudes this year.  Not because I don’t think my husband is an ace father, I do and he is, but quite simply, when the day rolled around, I was holed up in bed, unable to move.  Now before you start to feel sorry for me, stop.  I don’t deserve your sympathy.  No you should be receiving me with scorn in your heart and with your lips twisted in distaste.   It was self-inflicted.

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